Name: Bonnie ♀

Nickname: Cheira-Saco (Ball Sniffer), Paraguayan Dwarf, Piranha, Dona Patroa (The Missus), Corpinho de Danny DeVito ("body shaped like Danny DeVito").

Born: late 2023

Disposition: Bossy, jealous, biter.

Affiliation: The Boys' Club, former-Barbarian.

Likes: Me, sleeping on my crotch, bitting me, bitting Saibots ankle, the dog food day.

Dislikes: Going outside the house, she believes she doesn't belong there and won't step a foot outside. She also gets really distressed if I close my bedroom's door and she is outside.

Special Songs: I sing that The O'Jays songs, "Bonniebonniebonniebooonnieee Bonnie!", also a Run DMC parody by the local group Inimigos do Rei changing the name (I won't translate local songs) "Bonnie Bonnie, minha anã paraguaia, Bonnie Bonnie, minha anã digdigdi", and a Carmen Mirand song "ReBonnie Bonnie você diz que dá na Bonnie, você diz que dá na Bonnie mas na Bonnie cê não dá".

Bonnie decided that she wants me, and for that she faces anyone. Her biggest dream is to become the first wife, since Saibot has priority by my side, but she always tries to get in between us. Whenever I annoy her too much she runs to the food bowl. Petite has her exact same body type, but the blue-eyed white girl gets called petite, while she gets called Danny DeVito and Paraguayan dwarf... how's that fair?